Never The Twain
Never The Twain is a TV show on ITV3. Classic 80s comedy series starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies. A bitter rivalry between two grumpy antiques dealers intensifies when their children fall for each other. The program has been available since 2024. A total of 25 episodes have been broadcast, most recently in April 2025.
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Never The Twain
When burglars are in the neighbourhood, an eventful night ensues.
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Simon helps Oliver when he falls foul of his future mother-in-law.
Series 5
Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver play a game of cricket.
Comedy series about rival antique dealers. An estate agent has unsavoury plans in store...
Series 4
Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver take a trip to Canada.
Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. A third prospect vies for Caroline's hand.
Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Simon's love life hots up with an ex.
Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Oliver's vet wants him to perform at an event.
Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Oliver prepares to welcome a royal customer.
Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver return to a bachelor life.
Series 3
Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver forge an uneasy pact.
Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver join forces to resist dieting.
Comedy series about rival antique dealers. David and Lyn say they don't want children.
Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon takes steps to protect his interests.
Comedy series. Simon and Oliver's partnership blocks their aim to increase their wealth.
Comedy series. Simon and Oliver undertake a spot of stock taking in their new partnership.
Series 2
Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon worries about Oliver and his sister.
Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Oliver saves Simon's life and takes advantage.