Allo Allo

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Allo Allo

Saucy wartime sitcom that's a big hit across Europe. Cafe Rene is the venue for a clandestine deal involving the infamous Fallen Madonna and a cuckoo clock weight.

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Series 6
40:00
Hop over the channel for a rendezvous with Rene and his wartime chums. Using hijacked German uniforms, Michelle of the Resistance plans to infiltrate German HQ.
40:00
The bawdy wartime farce. When the British airmen are arrested paddling a tin bath down the estuary, Rene and co have to rescue them from the chateau - in coffins.
40:00
Despairing Rene Artois is caught up in more wartime escapades. Helga plans to marry Herr Flick in order to report his every move to General Von Klinkerhoffen.
40:00
Wacky wartime farce as Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen of the Gestapo plan to infiltrate the Resistance disguised as British airmen.
40:00
Saucy wartime farce. A powerful transmitter has been erected beneath the tomb of Rene's twin brother. Rene tries to send a message to London.
Series 5
30:00
New, Classic wartime absurdity. Rene hides the Enigma machine, two British airmen, the Fallen Madonna, gold bars and the Cracked Vase painting all in one cafe.
35:00
Laughs at the expense of the French, Germans, English and anyone else. Rene decides it's time he quit his dangerous lifestyle - along with the four gold bars.
35:00
More abuse of the French language. Rene is shocked when Edith accepts Alfonse's proposal. Will he lose the cafe and the gold bars he lifted?
35:00
Mercifully politically incorrect comedy. All is chaos as Rene attempts to hide the stolen gold. Meanwhile the Resistance plan to steal the Enigma Encoder.
30:00
Madcap wartime sitcom. Rene is on the night train to Geneva and, while he is seeking to avoid Edith, he bumps into Mimi, the Colonel and Gruber.
30:00
Farcical wartime sitcom with even more farcical names. Von Klinkerhoffen orders Rene to hand over the paintings, before he tries to elope to Switzerland with Yvette.
30:00
Prime silliness. Not only does Rene nearly get blown up in his cellar by an exploding Christmas pudding, he also gets roped into yet another bonkers Resistance plan.
30:00
Saucy sitcom loaded with wartime Romeos and naughty waitresses. Where would you hide 1,000 kilos of stolen explosives? In 500 Christmas puddings, of course.
35:00
LeClerc is arrested on suspicion of stealing the Gestapo's money and faces execution unless it's returned, but Edith's mother has cooked it in the oven.
35:00
Wartime romp. Captain Bertorelli, pockets crammed with loot, is snitched on. Michelle and Crabtree hatch another bonkers plot to ship the airmen to Blighty.
35:00
Saucy French farce in David Croft and Jeremy Lloyd's wartime sitcom. Alfonse's dicky ticker plays up when he's being interrogated by the Gestapo.
30:00
More un-PC laughs as Rene gets rid of the money and tries to dispose of the microfilm, only to be hampered by naughty Resistance girls.
30:00
Dodgy accents abound in the wartime comedy. Where to hide the million francs stolen from nasty Nazi Herr Flick? Down Rene's trousers of course.
35:00
Classic war farce. Rene and Leclerc escape from the Resistance with the view to collect a ransom from General Von Klinkerhoffen. But they resort to robbing a bank.
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